This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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