Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
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Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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