just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
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Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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