They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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