I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
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Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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