apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
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