there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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