Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
