There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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