at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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