dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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then he tried to convert me to islam
you inspire me to be a worse person
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize