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Wipe that smile off your face.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
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i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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