Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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