she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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