I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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