Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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