Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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