i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Your penis caused this!
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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