is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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