I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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