They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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