And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I bet he comes in French.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm sobbing to NWA
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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