So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Randomize
