Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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