the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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