It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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