Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Randomize