I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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