Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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