I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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