my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
