I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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