I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
How naked do you want me to be?
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