He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I should be sponsored by Trojan
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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