Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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