i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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