But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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