A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
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I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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