Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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