Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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