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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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