party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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