Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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