yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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