PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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