You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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