just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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