That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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