What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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