I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I'm sobbing to NWA
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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