Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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