ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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