how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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