And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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