...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
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Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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