my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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