Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I'm having to shit out rocks
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